Mr Creosote
It's day 4 in house......
*Fourth day of my "Man Flu"... and its taken a turn for the worse. Worse because I've just lobbed me guts up, it wasn't pretty, and for a moment I thought I was dying... It's surprising what runs through your head when confronted with copious amounts of bile, mucus and half a liter of strawberry whole grain yoghurt.
An hour after that, it was my bowels turn. I think I need a mid-section transplant as I seem to be dissolving from the inside out.
Coughing and sneezing now requires thought and preparation.
*I can only do this 'cos I have moments of clarity, most of the time I feel like death. I ache all over, coughing fills my rib cage with a searing pain I simply cant describe and I've no energy to walk further than the bathroom. Yes, it's proper Man-Flu
messages of sympathy and occasional sex greatfully accepted.
4 comments:
Sympathy I can do...
Hard luck, mate. Hope you're better soon. When you are, we'll go for a pint!
You're out of luck with the sex bit though. Unless I can wear marigolds...
Shut up ya girl
here's your sympathy, but i regret to inform you, i am in a sling, so no sex tonight, dear.
i'm loving the 'lobbed me guts up' line, silly silly englishmen...
also, doc says no sex while medicated, i may do something foolish...
like sex...
Post a Comment