Sorry, did I nearly kill you.... never mind then

You fucking mong.

Yes, you!…. The fuckwit driver who thinks his mobile phone call is more important than my life. Come over here while I beat some fucking common sense into your gorilla thick noggin.

Yep, it’s happened again. While entering a roundabout on my bike a cunt-on-a-phone in a huge 4x4 decided he’d rather listen to a voice mail from his manky little girlfriend rather than concentrate on not killing me….. Then, in a fit of ineptitude he carries on in his Monster Truck still with the mobile clamped to his radiated fizog.

What a complete cunt. Blissfully unaware not to mention spatially inept. I only hope his continued use of the mobile phone renders him sterile, we simply don’t need his kind of genes in a society which has evolved because of its ability to care for its fellow beings.

You’re a social embarrassment with no concept of empathy. A fuckwit of the highest order. Please take an overdose, suck on a tail pipe, borrow a gun from a friend, ANYTHING, please…… make this world a little lighter for the rest of us.

Something you may not know about TALKING ON THE FUCKING PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!!

1. You are a fuckwit, no, really, you are


2. You are 4 times more dangerous than a drunk driver


3. You are a fuckwit


4. Dead horses are more reactive in dangerous situation than you are


5. You are a fuckwit


6. 100% of people on the Isle Of Wight know where you live and are coming to get you


7. You are a fuckwit


8. Your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband IS having an affair


9. You are a fuckwit


10. You have a minimum wage job and drive a white van


11. You really are a fuckwit


12. You will die lonely and penniless in a pool of your own piss


13. You are a fuckwit