arse...Arse.....ARSE..... A.R.S.E

For crying out loud... It's ARSE not ass! How many times? You're not from the Bronx, you've never seen the New York Yankees and for Christs sake PULL YA BLOODY TROUSERS UP.

NB: I am aware that many of you will realise the picture above is in fact an Onagar (Asiatic Wild Ass) also known as a Half Ass. Not to be confused with the fleshy parts of the backside.