Put down the cigarette and move away from the ashtray.

Smoking in public places to be banned...... Drinking on public transport to be banned.

All this and Mr Moore's post are more that responsible for the following outburst.

Hmmm. smoking eh? so, something that takes on average about 50 years to kill ya is being systematically outlawed by our caring loving government…. while in a town close to you a student is downing-in-one a £10 bottle of peppermint flavoured vodka followed closely by mindless acts of random violence and an alcoholic induced coma and death…..

But at least his clothes won’t smell (the peppermint will mask any vomit odour), he wont have added any asthma-wheezing dwarf children to the population and his sperm will still count into the millions. His neighbours food wont taste of fag-ash, coughs will be dry and infrequent and ceilings throughout the land will remain pure Dulux white ….. best of all, in his last coherent thought before succumbing to a peppermint flavoured death rattle, he’ll have a Roy Castle free conscience….

I’ll have to stop, all this excitement has me wheezing and my next oxygen delivery isn’t until the weekend.