Alchemy
Take one jar of premium pickled onions, 200g's of mussels and prawns and an assortment of snacks and mix liberally with copious amounts of Pepsi Max
Retire to a safe distance and brew at body temperature for 10 hours.
Last night, I had to tie the duvet down with tent pegs.
4 comments:
"Retire to a safe distance and brew at body temperature for 10 hours"
Alternatively , work a night shift which is well away from the contamination/biohazard zone eh Mr D ? :-)
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I just loved this post!
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I'm glad I moved away!! The district my be suffering from burns after you finished off that snack.
If I was trying to put together a mix of foods to kills of a species I couldn't have come up with a bettern list than you have already done!
Have you checked to see if the neighbours are ok? I heard they'd invested in a new smoke alarm, a carbon monoxide detector and even a new canary as part of an early warning system. Trouble is that the fallout travels at 500 meters/second. So unless they were in Iceland they would already be dead before the canary hit the bottom of the cage!
lmao!!
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