The light! it seems so warm and inviting.....
Day 5 in the house.
- Growing a beard.
- New hall carpet
- Not enough space to defend myself
- Just a quick note to say I'm not a jibbering wreck
Up'till today my BP has dropped dramatically, for some unknown reason this mornings reading was 205/138. If thats correct I'm due for an aneurysm any minute now..... so dont be surprised if this post suddenly trai
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That'll be February for you...
Perhaps that, and the beard/carpet combination are just too much?
(Hmm... beard carpet...)
Is it better to have a beard-carpet, or a carpet-beard?
Well now David.
I appear to have a new job already AND a fortnight off to enjoy myself!
So I'll be coming over to entertain you...
Carpet-Beard sounds like it - maybe that heavy shag pile around your face is causing your BP to go up. Looking forward to coming over and torturing you on Monday mate. Oh btw is it ok if I stay on your nice leather sofa? In fact the hallway carpet sounds appealling, but i dont fancy sleeping outside John's room whilst he fantasises about his next wife or axe murderer as the case may be.
Carpet-Beard sounds like it - maybe that heavy shag pile around your face is causing your BP to go up. Looking forward to coming over and torturing you on Monday mate. Oh btw is it ok if I stay on your nice leather sofa? In fact the hallway carpet sounds appealling, but i dont fancy sleeping outside John's room whilst he fantasises about his next wife or axe murderer as the case may be.
Do gibbering wrecks even know that they're gibbering? What did you dream about last night, obviously responsible for that crazy blood pressure.
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