CANCELLED
Well, come Monday I'll not be unzipped like a cheap duffel bag and have my crumbling hip exchanged for a nice new shiny one.... It's been cancelled.
Apparently the gas-man took one look at my EEG and waved the white flag.
And that is that..... My heart is good enough to haul my fat arse around but not good enough for an anesthetic.
Lovely, don't mind me, I'll just carry on in agony for the next 40 years as a cripple.
4 comments:
Ooh, shit!
Looks like salad for you for the next 6 months...
Or can they do it under local anaesthetic?
Seriously mate, hope they get this sorted soon...
I have emptied the shelves of Ibuprofen for ya at Tescos mate - sorry :-(
No way! Onto the treadmill with you buddy, get that heart built up - you need that new hip!
aarrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
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